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June 17 Book Of Lon: Chapter 6, Verse 17Whaddup Whaddup! Well if you note the time its 2103hrs on a sunday. Normally i'd be at work right now 1/2 way through my shift! Well you ask yourself then why arent you at work??! Well that ties into the last chapter of the Book of Lon! Today is my 1 day suspension! On Father's Day i get the day off! hahahahhaha! thanks Valley Corrections Center! 10hrs no pay? well considering i have 18hrs OT on this check and scheduled for 12hrs OT for next check... this is a VACATION DAY! We'll see what happens in the end I'm prayin to my Lord and Savior it'll be reversed in the end and the day recoup'd but... in the mean time! today was off the chains!
Woke up round 10am and got showered and ready for church. Wifey surprised me and came with me and the kids to church today. Everytime she comes is a blessing to me and i greatly enjoy being there as a COMPLETE family unit. Was a great service focused on Luke 15:10 to 25ish (the parable of the son once lost now found) My parents apparently overshot their landing with sleep so didnt make the service but the Choir was BANGIN (as usual) have audio clips avail of their singing for those interesting in short clips of spiritual uplifting southern gospel music. From there i called Sears to see if they have the hard copies of my son's pics available (the ones in Last Chapter) They of course were in which was good so i went and picked them up. When i got my daughter's tattoo on my right calf it was her likeness at 6 months so i may do the same wit my son's pics this round (if ya'll have a favorite lemme know the highest voted may very well become my next tattoo!
Went home and changed our clothes and got my Nintendo Wii all dismantled and loaded up for transport. Last tuesday i bought Tiger Woods PGA Golf 2007 for the Wii wit the intentions of me and my dad doin a lil golfin while the wives talked in front of the LCD Hdtv as they normally do. All but one of the grandkids were there initially so that pretty much threw the one on one thought out but it still was a GREAT time! We started out playin and this was his 1st official time actually playin the Wii (even though ive had it since Nov day 1 of release if you remember that groupie chapter several chapters back lol) We got our golf on and had a BLAST! we paused for the cause shortly to eat some (imported) BBQ and got right back to it! I played Vijay Singh (sp) my dad was Tiger Woods (Tigger as i called'em from the way he was playin lol) my niece played some female character who i guess was on the PGA circuit. Sarah? or somethin she was surely holdin her own for it all bein our 1st time. We stopped that one and went over to the game that come wit the Wii (Wii Sports) we did some boxing and ALL got down on that one (minus the wives who of course stayed in another room) Boxing, Tennis, Bowling, Baseball, Golf we was doin it UP! laughin hollerin screamin wild'n out it was a BLAST. funny how 1 unit can bring family's together in a bonding experience. We dinked around that game for awhile then the grandkids had to go so me and my dad doubled back to Tiger Woods Golf. We played a few holes before wifey came down and called it a game (hater). so i bagged it up and grabbed a plate of food and we hit the road!
For Father's Day my mom bought me and my dad both a 7" Kodak Easyshare digital picture frame. load the sd card wit pics set it up and let it rock the pics, video clips, or even mp3 clips! Asked wifey where we should put it. she said its up to me so i said aight im gonna load it wit naughty pics and video of her and put it on my nightstand lol. So ends my night of bein "suspended" for 10hrs (rolling eyes) Im home now spendin time wit my son tryin to put him to sleep now he's bein a lil fussy. daughter is already asleep and so is wifey. funny. im the one who had the 2 beers! Im layin back here on the couch now bout to grab somethin to eat in a bit, watchin some of my tivo'd shows bout to flip through the sunday paper ads and do some shoppin and talkin to a few friends via text and IM's!
Peace out all! i leave you with a few pictures of my ol man on the faux greens takin a swing on the wii! lol June 08 Book of Lon: Chapter 6, verse 8now im PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED. this wont be 1/2 as good as the one i had just about finished. had a nice long one typed up goin over the finer points of the last few weeks and this laptop just decides.. oh im gonna crash and restart myself now sorry! and just like that a whole entry GONE. so here's a more condensed less funnier version now. :(
I had started by sayin how i got my butt suspended from work, how i met up wit 2 of my ol high school friends, and how i almost shot a friend last night. im feelin discouraged from writin this all over again but im gonna try.
I met up wit my friend from freshman year "A" after 11 years. having lost contact back in 9th grade "A" and i were friends via another friend. Shorty was wild'n out though back then completely not my speed so we didnt hang out outside of school. after that year she due to family had to leave the state and went eastbound where she's been for over a decade. It wasnt till i finally decided to get over my "to catch a predator" myspace phobias that i got a profile set up and looked up friends from elementary school on up to college and thats where i found "A" she was still 2 states over in county bumpkin town doin her thang. but then she would be headin back west shortly. i was estatic! havent seen this italian for the longest! 1st run was a no go she came and went witout sayin ish to me. NOT cool. but then she advised me she'd be comin back long term. When "A" got back in town we finally met up and grabbed bite to eat and caught up! was so good to see her but if anyone has a lead on a good job lemme know so i can forward to her please! hahahahah (sorry "A"!)
My 2nd friend was by complete happenstance ill tell you bout shorty in just a second cause this gonna take a bit (hahahaha) Before runnin into her i had been up in N. Seattle. I had found this dude on Craig's List that apparently knew how to modify nintendo wii's. With this mod chip you can play all nes,snes,genesis,original sega, and turbographx 16 games on it! 2500 games total! it also allows it to play dvd's as well. Now ive bought a few things off craig's list in the past. 1 a pioneer dvd/navi deck from a dude we must up off broadway at 11 at night after i got off work (yeah for you seattle-lites i know how that sounds. shut the heck up Lonnie Lon aint bout no downlow ish) unsafe yes wit a pocketfull of c-notes but all went off witout a hitch. 2 was a harman/kardon ipod interface for wifeys car but that was durin broad daylight at a mall and i had my son which made me feel awkward but no time to run home to get the strap. again without a hitch but this 3rd one was different. I had to meet dude at his HOUSE durin the evening time. So this time i had my stainless steel 9mm in my waistband wit two 17 round clips. if this was a set up Your boy was ready to get down or lay down! I roll up on the crib tuck the 9 under my pullover and approach the house. dude comes to the door and i follow'em up the stairs. this dude is a gaming FREAK! plasma screen, arcade games in the living room.... i follow'em into the room hearin someone in the kitchen but never seein'em. hmmm ok at least 2 in the house. i walk in the room and sitdown... theres x boxes stacked for days up in this piece! ah Lawd i dun walked into a chop shop! safety off its go time! I sitdown wit my left legs straightened and slouchin (for those whove ever had a gun in your waistband you understand! and for those that dont and you in the presence of someone sittin like that.... get your purse, wallet, whatever and excuse yourself and head to the bathroom!) dude engages me in convo while startin on my wii and i oblige to be courteous but still surveyin surroundings. monitors everywhere, xbox's, dude has rubix cubes some completed and one he created using a MAP. tooooo much time on your hands buddy and WAY too much brainpower.... ok Lonnie focus... this is what they want. distract you long enough to catch you off guard then bend you over witout astroglide! one still in my visual the other still in the house somewhere. shouldve bought the other s/s 9 milly... not enough clips... dont panic... job makin you paranoid... focus... dude finishes the wii console in about 35minutes and starts on the remotes. By this i had to bounce to do a marketing study i had signed up to do so i told dude i'd be back afterward feeling glad i didnt have to light fire to that a**! and thats where i ran into "L".
I was runnin behind cause i had to go to an electronics store to get a gamecube controller (which is whats needed to play all the emulator games from the mod cant use the wii remotes) Best buy of course let me down not bein stocked up so then ran to toys r us and bought a couple controllers. seemed pricey so on a hunch i called Tar-jey.... xcuse me Target to see if they had any and how much. they had'em in generic brand for $10 cheaper so i double back from the marketing survey place go screamin down the road to Tar-jey snag those and fly back to the spot. as im backin in (my preference of parking) i get this eye on this flllllllllllllllllllllly lookin female walkin up the sidewalk in some capris and heels...tan shirt... body for daaaaaaaaaays make you wanna do that pimp strut chicken hawk courtin dance/walk as we do at times when we forget we have manners (hahahaha sorry "L"!) i think nothin more get my ish and walk in the bldg. i gotta go pee bad by this point but gotta sign in and get ready to do this study. when i get in there babygirl is a few people in front of me. I size her up again gettin a close up ( im a guy, its what i do so shuddup! look but dont touch policy!) ugh gotta pee. then she turned sideways.... EEEEEEEEERRRRR!! wait a minute i know shorty! UGH!!! GOTTA PEE!!! i get up to the counter while she sittin down fillin out her questionaire. i start to do mine as shes comin back up. screw this i gots ta go! she walks out i guess wit same on her mind but better composure. One sentence is all it took to confirm.. "You went to auburn didnt you?" she turned around wit a million dollar smile "i thought you looked familiar!" but of course how you gonna forget this fly sexy milk chocolate brotha losin hair on the head, gray hairs in nose, 15lbs overweight, several piercings, and several tattoos! get off me ladies!!! why ya'll love me like ya do! hahahaha after our relief break we caught up a lil bit on whats been goin down for the last 10yrs. (and yeah you lil HATERS i didnt take off my wedding ring and yes i told'er i was married wit kids and showed her a picture!) After the study was over i gave'er my number and email and she gave me hers. Somethin i would've NEVER did back in high school! You'd understand if you saw babygirl (which you never will cause her identity is forever concealed! hahahah) babygirl is fergie, halle berry, j-lo, beyonce all wrapped up together in one extra sexy package. The girl you see on talk shows sayin she cant get a date and no one approaches cause they assume she's already taken... thats shorty right here. NO lie. It was so nice to see her again though! hope to keep in touch "L"! holla at cha boy! hope i didnt make you blush too bad hahahaha
After that walk down memory lane i doubled back to N. Seattle after callin the dude to see if he was done wit all my controllers. he said he was on the last 2 and by the time i got there he was done. total he did 4 wii remotes that for each player the light on the controller lights up a different color. player 1- blue, player 2-red, player 3-green, player 4- yellow. normally all the players controllers light up blue. he also did 4 wii nunchuks which behind the joystick of it 2 light up blue, 1 red, and one a blacklight purple. normally they have nothin to'em just a piece of plastic. COMPLETELY unique and those readin this (that care) im probably the only person you know thats got it! out the door, remotes, nunchuks, mod chip, 2500 emulator dvd disc... $180. tonight i gave it a whirl, awwwwwesome! back to playin super mario bros 3 like it aint no thang on the big screen! also played "mario party 8" wit wifey and our 5 year old daughter that was soooo much fun! my poor ps3, now it's probably gonna get no play now that my wii is mod'd and frankly is +2500 more games than the ps3! lol
I head back south and talk to a friend of mine checkin in to see how shes doin. she's been havin some weird phone calls from some dude she doesnt know to the point shes legitly concerned. I was gonna go do a face to face wit "U" to see hows shes doin and if anything she needed. she said she wasnt home. im like aight then cool.... well.. wait a minute if you not home ill just do a drive-by make sure your windows aint smashed in or your door stuffed in. still had fresh unused clips from the craig's list guy so im feelin safe enough to do it. thats when things got dangerous. now people of the world... lemme tell you somethin.. dont LIE to a friend tryin to help you out. people get hurt doin that ish! DONT do it! i get out the truck, again 9 milly tucked in the waistband just in case the war pops off! i advance up on the door, all quiet in the small apt complex i go up to door 2 bottom floor. looks secure door not stuffed windows intact but... light... is.. on.. hmm. im startin to text while knockin lightly on the door. if anyone inside the rustlin would start, running in the house, lights cut off... none of the above. worse. i see someone through the crack in the blinds advancing toward the door. i dont believe this ish! regulaaaaaaaaaaators!!! MOUNT UP! i immediately start backin away from the door toward the other bldg on hand on cell the other now behind my back liftin up my pullover and hand on gun butt. Thou shalt not kill.... take out the kneecaps, shoot 1st ask questions later. not a legal shoot? pick up your shells, engine already runnin from remote start! door opens... son of a... DO YOU REALIZE I ALMOST SHOT YO LYIN A**???!!! it was "U" at home still hadnt left at all. Matter of fact her baby daddy and son still there as well. so after THAT was over i went on and dropped off my weaponry as i then had to go to work and we all know THAT aint the ish i need after already bein suspended.
The suspension ill get at cha'll about later goin through the grievance process at work bout it so cant divulge the details just yet (if at all) But for those avail on the 17th... i have a free day available! In the end i guess i was again able to recapture the essence of what the original book of Lon chapter was about. this time i saved it several times throughout the tyin so least id have a restart point. got back into it and started feelin the vibe of the chapter again! Ya'll take care holla back at cha boy!
P.S.- my son's 6 month pics are in the photo section go'on and look at'em! lookin just like his ol' man! |
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