Well, all you mommy's out there, i hope ya'll had a good mothers day.  Majority of you (mothers) got a txt msg from me wishin all you queens well wishes on your special day.  Mine was full of drama, but not like you didnt know this otherwise there wouldnt be a Book of Lon!

 

I got up that mornin VERY tired but its sunday! As the bible states "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord"*  Asterick of course bein my wife as she doesnt (normally) attend church wit me and the kids as she claims its not/wasnt "spiritualy nurturing for her (rolling eyes) Well 1st of all you go for 2hrs in a week and think thats enough for anyone you got another thing comin.  You got sunday school, you have wednesday bible study, you have your own spiritual mediation with the Lord and reading of your BIBLE. thats what makes it enough. For her her Holy Bible rarely moves and shes only gone to the sunday service nothing else @ Bethlehem.  Yet wit that Jehovah's Witness crap and all the propaganda literature, lies, and cult bibles they print oh she jumped head first into that ish and God only knows how many "meetings" she went to.  Had a bag of their crap she carries around, i havent seen it in a minute i called it her "bag of tricks"

 

But aaaaaaaaaanyways, now that i got that out, I took the kids to church and we had a GREAT time.  Yet another female came up to me and stated "You are such a good dad!"  Thats like the 3rd or 4th since ive been goin there and NO its nothin like "that" just a comment expressing a good example im showing and instilling in the kids, and YES i do wear my wedding ring while there hahahahahaha!  After church came home to a sooooooooomber actin wife out washin her car. Im like whatever its already almost 2pm. I hit the road round 230-245 for work and i still have to see MY mom for mothers day.  Change clothes cook a quick mean of grits, eggs, and sausage INHALE it (literally) and stash the wife's final gift and head to my moms.  

 

Final gift indeed.  Throughout the week ive made it a mothers day WEEK not just a day.  she's gotten a rose, card, balloon, g's (like you wanted to read that lol) and the last stashed gift was season 4 of a series she liked (the west wing) i didnt tell her about it, i stashed it and from work fired off a couple txts in form of riddle for her to seek it out.  She ultimately found it and expressed thanks and appreciation for other things prior.... now you tell me what you think.

 

The next day she gets up outta bed gets dressed and all that ish, kisses our kids goodbye and to me? "see you later" what the (expletive??) i didnt even reply back i rolled over got my cell and text'd " yeah see you later too after you make all the effort in the world to climb up on the bed to kiss the boy"  She texts back eventually that shes upset wit me over mothers day. i was like whaaaaat?  so i text back "what about it?" She wants to say that i gave her some ultimatum of if you come to church then ill take you to lunch for mothers day; and bein she didnt go i didnt take her.  i was like what??? (again) lol cause i never said that ish at all!  there was never a "tit for tat" offer if anything it was more out of convienience instead of drivin all the way back home just to get HER then go. and on top of that after we got outta church there wasnt enough time to go out ANYWAY.  but im pissed now. PISSED so i txt back

 

"im gonna let you sit on that and let you REALLY think you wanna pursue your ange and piss me off lookin like a selfish spoiled brat.  Im gonna let you think about what you got last year even though i didnt owe you nothin and certain GOT nothin the very next month.  Ill let you think about the g's, the rose, the card, the balloon, and the season 4 you got and really see if you wanna turn into an expletive (literally typed not omitted) over LUNCH.  You let me know, your response will decide if you really were APPRECIATIVE"

 

She types back "You dont see it from my side.  I never said I wasnt appreciative over what you gave me.  Why dont you look at my side.  No need to worry about that day any more. At least for me.

 

Now im enraged.  I type back " One thing ou dont realize is that aint my day FOR you.  I pay it to you on behalf of the kids. i HAVE a mother as you do.  It is about appreciation and you lack it so you dont want it you aint gotta tell me twice you enjoy the crap you got cause thats exactly what youve appraised it to now. S**T.  I show you love even more than the lil brat tangent you went on over last years gift card (last year she got a $50 giftcard cause i thought she'd apply herself to it and go get herself a season of west wing but nooooo i get a lil brat attitude of "you know i dont go to best buy, there was no thought in this gift, you can keep it." yada yada... look it up its probably in last years book of lon round this time)  and it still aint enough. You THINK i didnt take you to lunch cause you didnt go to church think what you will frankly right now im seein so much red im bout to go snatch the balloon, g's, discs, and anything else and start a fire in he driveway im so pissed at you.  Yesterday i had no TIME i had what you saw when i pulled up to turn around and head off to get to my parents and work!  Did you not see how i INHALED the breakfast i made? Or were you too busy moapin to see I stretched the day into a WEEK & ran outta time"

 

her last reply "sorry you feel that way".  I chose not to reply. DONE. am i not seein somethin here Lonnie's Angels? what am i missin here? am i trippin?  help me out here cause i dont get it. you treat'em like queens serve'em up on a platter and you get the platter flipped up in your face like "these arent the finest cuts! take it away phesant!" But you rule as a dictator, verbally abuse, take it to the extreme and lay hands on'em, dont have a job, dont care for your kids, smoke weed, and spend majority of a year in JAIL and they dont wanna leave! they loooooooove you then and "cant help what the heart wants" (rollin eyes)

THIS IS LONNIE LON REPORTING LIVE FROM SATELLITE CONTROL, BREAKING NEWS INTO THE STUDIO. 

 

MARCUS ANTHONY, LOVE CHILD BORN TO PARENTS LONNIE LON AND WIFEY HAS OFFICIALLY SPOKE HIS FIRST WORD!  AFTER WAITING TO GET THE CONFIRMATION FOR A COUPLE DAYS TO ASSURE IT WASNT BABBLE IT WAS CONFIRMED BY WIFEY SAYIN IT BACK TO HIM LIVE IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THE FAMILY.  WHAT WAS IT?

 

LET ME JUST SAY WHISPERING A WORD IN THEIR EAR REPETITIVELY FROM BIRTH TILL THEM TIME TO START SPEAKING 100% WORKS. WORKED FOR MY DAUGHTER AND NOW HAS WORKED FOR MY BOY!  THE WORD??

 

LET ME JUST SAY IM 2-0 OVER MY WIFE WIT THE KIDS SEEIN AND HEARIN THEIR FIRSTS.  I HEARD DAUGHTERS 1ST WORD I SAW 1ST STEP AND NOW WIT SON HEARD 1ST WORD @ HIM BEING 5 MONTHS AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEIN 1ST STEP.  THE WORD???

 

DA-DA!!!!!

Well im back up in this place one mo 'gin!  been a few weeks and a lot goin down so havent been able to jump on that quick... well that and ive just been flat out lazy and tired.  2 kids gets the best of ya!

 

My wife's grandfather passed away a couple weeks ago after a lengthy bout with his heart.  Its funny how you never realize just how great of a person one is till after death.  I corresponded wit'em for a couple yrs via email and he was present for our wedding in vegas in 04  The whole family (wifey, me, and kids) convoyed down to L.A. for the funeral.  prior to leavin i had put the truck in the shop (trailblazer) for maintenence in prep for the trip cause the fuel gauge sensor has been messed up for months. full tank still registerin on "e" etc.  come to find out the part was in reno apparently no one else closer had the part.  Got the truck back that wednesday we were leavin and that was a day of runnin around fo reels!

 

Had an eye appt that day.  They asked if i had brought in my glasses prescribed from last year.  I shook my head no cause i knew bought'em at all lol didnt feel i needed'em my vision is fine up close just not far off (so if im drivin at night, other drivers beware!)  they did all the tests and gave me another prescription for glasses.  Ill get'em when i get around to it. not a priority. i had lasik so im not racin to go back to glasses and not week enough to warrant contacts. 

 

From there my son had a follow up dr appt from previous appt. Apparently he STILL had his ear infection from prior and still wheezing.  so the substitute doc (since his original doc was out) up'd the game and gave him a stronger med for his ear infection and a nebulizer.  well as we were pullin out for L.A. that day i didnt wanna put'em on a freakin nebulizer.  we had liquid albeuterol still from before so we packed that for the trip along wit his new meds. well his new meds made his poor lil tummy upset. 4x outta 5 he'd throw it up. so now were dealin wit a lil dehydration as well as baaaaaaaaaad diaper blowouts! ugh.

 

Drivin down we eft at 1630 on weds and i started out bein i work the night shift this bad boy drove 12hrs straight! only stoppin to potty, eat, and gas!  got all the way to stockton cali before tuckerin out.  so turned over the reigns and let her take us the rest of the way in. got there bout 730am thurs.  our plan was to head back saturday evenin and be back hur on sunday.  well us not thinkin, L.A. whether is the worst weather for a lil 4 month old battlin bronchioitis. durin the wake & the  funeral i was "hired" to be the videographer for the proceedings and filmin all i felt so bad cause you could hear this lil baby erupting in cough like a grown adult! ugh.  It got so bad that we ended up just scrapin disneyland that we had planned for tamia and headed back fri evening.  prior to leavin we stopped at a soulfood shack downtown called "m&m's" and had some gooooooooooooooood eatin! ugh i was so freakin stuffed it was ridiculous!  I had tried to find roscoes chicken & waffles off crenshaw but it was M.I.A.! either that or i got severely turned around.  Weds & Thurs was coo cause my Navi in my truck was on point gettin me all around witout incident but then came freakin friday.  Friday for some reason my dvd/navi screen wouldnt flip out! so of course that put me in total panic mode! I'd never been to cali before (not even for a layover) so im completely dependent on this unit to get me around now its malfunctioning for no reason!  So im zippin round the freeway like im playin tag wit my gurl Danielle (who's wifey's cousin) weavin in & out of L.A. traffic tryin to get here & there it was ridiculous.  Even that night it still wouldnt pop out, but bein i was on night drive shift i started out and got us to the freeway w/out incident.  Well by that time the food had started to get to me and im sure the air cause i started feelin sick. nnnoot good.   i only got 167miles before i was just sick to my stomach and tired.  wifey took over drivin and I napped in back wit the kids. Well when i woke up i didnt recognize where we were at all. somethin didnt feel right. i inquired wit her and started lookin at signs... we were no longer on i-5, but on i-80. i paniced. navi still not workin ive been asleep for over an hour i dunno how long she's gotten us off course. i pull out my blackberry pearl using the mappin on there as plan b. it tells me we in the area of vacaville and/or cummings, california.  never heard of'em but i know this aint good.   we end up incidentally stoppin at a toll booth on i-80 and from there askin the lady where the heck are we had how we get back on i-5.  she tells us to continue on 30 miles eastbound and it'll intersect us back to i-5. ugh  we end up gettin back to i-5 and shortly after she turned over the reigns after stopped to just power nap.  I didnt wanna stop at all if anything just keep the pace goin. 

 

So i took over and drove as far as i could before just sayin screw it we'll nap.  pulled over at a rest area and thts where my stomach lost it.  went in there to handle some business and ended up pukin and rallyin.  felt great after that!  so i resumed drivin on into the am as my main MAIN goal was to breach oregon and be outta cali.  Got that done and finally pulled over and got gas and changed out drivers. we ended up gettin back home round 1400ish saturday and it was gooooooood to be home lemme tell you.  I hope to never have to do that ish again that was just wild!

 

Son then had another follow up appt that i took him too after gettin his 4month pics taken and my daughters 5yr old pics done.  i told'em of his constant throwin up so they gave him yet ANOTHER med for his ears and discontinued use of the one. he took to the 3rd med great but i remain leery cause he took to the 1st med too but after the 10days it hadnt gone away so hopefully it is gone now.  He's noticably happier and active.

 

I joined the church i had been goin to for 2yrs already the weds following Easter.  Funny lil story behind it.  One of those "games" you play mentally in your head ya know? that if "this" happens you'll do "that"? Well durin church they have a call forward of all the youth and teens.  My daughter had never wanted to go forward before but this time she jumped out her chair wit excitement. stunned me but i asked her if she wanted to go. she said yeah so i let'er go. she mosied on down to the front holdin everyone up but lookin cute hahahaha the msg involved a few props and pertained to spreadin the gospel of Jesus to others. well the "props" was a egg carton thingy wit plastic eggs and each egg had a lil trinket that pertained to somethin involving the gospel of Jesus. was pretty cool. at the end of the lil message the lady gave the carton thing to one of the kids and said she had another to give to someone else later..... thats where the lil "game" comes into play.

 

I tell myself if she gets one ill join the church.  they break and head off the sunday school while we have church.  At the end of the service got my daughter and we bout to bounce when the lady flags me down outside the door.  Im puzzled as to why and she said she had somethin she wanted to give my daughter. im waitin... and she produces the lil carton box! STUNNED what are the chances?? it was her 1st time goin forward, it was cause she wanted to, i play the lil game in my head, gamble and lost hahaha. so the following wednesday i go to bible study bein there is no crowd and i can join the church without havin to go forward myself in front of everyone (im a humble dude, avoid the fanfare).  so after the bible study when it was open floor for testimonies and prayer requests i tell'em what ive just told you.  must of'em laughed cause theyve known ive been there.  I was that no name black dude, always sittin 3rd pew from the back, with 2 kids alone.  as a part of new membership they have a 4 session class where there go over certain aspects of what the church believes. bein ive been raised in a baptist church all my life its just a matter of goin through the motions.  this comin sunday will be 4th class.

 

Tis the season for OT now.  gotta break off now and head into work for a 6hr block. ill holla at ya'll in a minute